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Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:59:47 -0500

Chip what are you doin’ on the Grand Floridian floor? Get...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:30:44 -0500

Chip what are you doin’ on the Grand Floridian floor? Get off there silly.

SUCCESS.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:01:28 -0500

SUCCESS.

Urban Dictionary: Do a barrel roll

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:01:01 -0500

Urban Dictionary: Do a barrel roll

Marijuana Jesus!

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:45:49 -0500

Marijuana Jesus!

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Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:11:53 -0500

Isthmus be my lucky day

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:01:07 -0500

Isthmus be my lucky day

This one's for you, Callie.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:29:27 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, while taking a walk outside, I passed a girl who looked about 11. She was singing “santa clause is coming to town” but with some of the words changed. I didn’t realise what she was singing until I heard “he sees you when you’re sleeping. you knows when you’re awake. his name is edward cullen so be ready to get raped.” you have restored my faith in today’s youth, little girl. MLIA

Printstallation complete!

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:26:37 -0500

Printstallation complete!

It’s done!

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:41:07 -0500

It’s done!

HE’S NOT REAL.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:21:38 -0500

HE’S NOT REAL.

Whowhat?! Where are you?! I need this job!

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:05:19 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, I went for a job interview today. As soon as I got off the elevator, I saw there was a nerf gun war going on in the office. I walked up to the front desk and asked if I should come at a later time. She said no and handed me a gun “this is your interview”. MLIA.

mliaverage: Today, I was reading my course handbook for my illustration course. There is a section...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:08:37 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, I was reading my course handbook for my illustration course. There is a section of hints and tips from the course leaders. I read through and the very last one was ‘Use the pointy end of the pencil’. This I shall never forget. MLIA

I hope I'm this awesome when I'm older.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:53:41 -0500

mliaverage:

A little while ago, I went to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with my sister, mom, and dad. When the movie characters raised their wands at the end to remember Dumbledore, my dad slowly raised his drinking straw, and was followed by the entire filled IMAX theater. MLIA

mliaverage: The other day I learned that if you say ‘beer can’ with an English accent, you’re...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:37:41 -0500

mliaverage:

The other day I learned that if you say ‘beer can’ with an English accent, you’re saying ‘bacon’ with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown. MLIA

mliaverage: Today I was answering the door for trick-or-treaters in my banana costume with “Peanut...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:15:53 -0500

mliaverage:

Today I was answering the door for trick-or-treaters in my banana costume with “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” blasting from my laptop. One kid saw my costume, grabbed a handful of candy from his bag, and gave it to me, stating “I hope I am as cool as you when I get older.” I now have faith in today’s youth. MLIA.

mliaverage: Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:09:14 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor (who recently started sunday school at her church) informed him that “God made everything.” My nephew thought about this for a moment then replied, “I don’t think so, a lot of stuff is made in China.” Best. Nephew. Ever. MLIA

Endpaper printed! Now to watercolor.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:06:08 -0500

Endpaper printed! Now to watercolor.

thedailywhat: Cannot Be Unseen of the Day, Too: You are now...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:03:26 -0500

thedailywhat:

Cannot Be Unseen of the Day, Too: You are now aware that the Dodge logo is the female reproductive system.

Have a nice day.

[via.]

Earlier: Dodge Viper = Daffy Duck.

#graphicdesign

mliaverage: Today, I walked down the hall only to find my parents huddled over the computer and...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:20:59 -0500

mliaverage:

Today, I walked down the hall only to find my parents huddled over the computer and giggling hysterically. I asked them what was up, and my mom told me, “we’re writing complaint letters to places we’ve never bought anything from, just to see if they’ll give us some free stuff.” I love my parents. MLIA