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Whowhat?! Where are you?! I need this job!

mliaverage:

Today, I went for a job interview today. As soon as I got off the elevator, I saw there was a nerf gun war going on in the office. I walked up to the front desk and asked if I should come at a later time. She said no and handed me a gun “this is your interview”. MLIA.

mliaverage:

Today, I was reading my course handbook for my illustration course. There is a section of hints and tips from the course leaders. I read through and the very last one was ‘Use the pointy end of the pencil’. This I shall never forget. MLIA

I hope I'm this awesome when I'm older.

mliaverage:

A little while ago, I went to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with my sister, mom, and dad. When the movie characters raised their wands at the end to remember Dumbledore, my dad slowly raised his drinking straw, and was followed by the entire filled IMAX theater. MLIA

mliaverage:

The other day I learned that if you say ‘beer can’ with an English accent, you’re saying ‘bacon’ with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown. MLIA

mliaverage:

Today I was answering the door for trick-or-treaters in my banana costume with “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” blasting from my laptop. One kid saw my costume, grabbed a handful of candy from his bag, and gave it to me, stating “I hope I am as cool as you when I get older.” I now have faith in today’s youth. MLIA.

mliaverage:

Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor (who recently started sunday school at her church) informed him that “God made everything.” My nephew thought about this for a moment then replied, “I don’t think so, a lot of stuff is made in China.” Best. Nephew. Ever. MLIA